Theoretically speaking, which law course senior with a brain that functions normally would give a dammit concern on those freshies who all along in this world have no inkling what ‘respect’ is?

Like the word ‘freshie’ suggests - these year ones are young, innocent and perhaps too overly (x1000000000) enthusiastic to prove their worth. Yeah yeah yeah, I understand I was once a freshie too. But I’m (or rather, we are) not too FRESH to the extent that I (or rather, we) could get ignorant of things around me (or rather, us).

Seniors - Yes man, we have prior stake that’s why we never STOOP THAT LOW to groan or complain when we lose a match.

We are off-putting NOT. And we were labeled ‘******* seniors’ by them. What an amazing reward for doing nothing wrong!

But-

DO I LOOK LIKE I FREAKING CARE?

Then someone questioned - what have we done to earn their respect?

Those little whinnies of so called ‘respect’ from a bunch of sore losers equals to being presented with heaps of cow dung.

Okay, let’s consider this issue so unwisely raised - What’ll happen if we earn their respect?:

1) They will build statutes of us beside the statue of liberty.
2) They will welcome us with limousines that have waving little flags that says ‘Law course seniors of 2005 - TP’s pride and joy’.
3) They will dance ‘Cha-Cha’ as a farewell performance for our graduation ceremony next year.
4) They will replace those maids and be our ‘Maria’s.

DREAMTIME’S OVER!

But then, this is what will happen if we STOOP SO LOW to earn their respect when they don’t deserve us to do that:
1) Tom Cruise will shot up to a height of 180cm.
2) The Germany stadium will play the Singapore national anthem during world cup 2006.
3) Tigers will turn vegetarian
4) Water sinks beneath oil instead of the other way.
5) Cows will quack and ducks will moo.

This world is getting crazy.

Dear Freshies, wish you guys HAVE A NICE LIFE. Have fun drafting your charge for criminal procedure, have fun preparing your contract law presentation.. And overall, HAVE FUN HAVING A NICE LIFE.