'I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness.
You cannot gain happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses.
I am always in risk, yet never in danger.
Its easy duh..
... seen through it and moved on.
Friday, May 13, 2005
5/13/2005 07:04:00 PM
Err.. Wait, let me see what I’ve found..
Okay, just some humorous quotes by famous wizards and witches.
1. Upon Uncle Vernon catching Harry lying on the flower bed under the living room window…
"What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry
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2. Ron Weasley:
"Percy (Ron’s elder brother) wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cozy."
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3. "Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up an realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.
[LOL!! I have a good laugh at this!!]
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4. Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
'Don't play,' said Hermione at once.
'Say you're ill,' said Ron.
'Pretend to break your leg,' Hermione suggested.
'
Really break your leg,' said Ron.
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5. Hermione Granger, upon Ron’s lack of sensitivity…
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
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6. Upon Harry’s unexpressed but obvious exasperation…
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people 50 miles away who didn't hear you."
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- End -
... seen through it and moved on.
Sunday, May 08, 2005
5/08/2005 01:28:00 AM
Updates:
I removed some songs and replaced them with the following new ones!! :
1)
Starry Wonderland (Xing Guang You Le Yuan) by twins.
2)
Shakespeare’s Talent by JJ
3)
Smiling Eyes (Wei Xiao De Yan Jin) by Vivian
4)
Pretty Boy by M2M
17 days left and that damned school will swing its gates open for a new semester. Times flies so fast like a golden snitch.
I’m so vexed about seeing faces I don’t wish to see. It is impossible not to think about it when it is as annoying as a flu bug. If only those morons will wear masks to school. Or even better, transfer to another campus. Or even best, vanish from Earth.
A new resolution- I should be ruder than I always am. I don’t think I should shrank back when someone (particularly a freak) disagrees with me in future. I should just protest even at the cost of spoiling my image. Wait a minute… since when do I have a positive image in school? Ooh well after that outrageous rumor, many think badly of me.
Oh so this is what some supposedly-self-professed-smart-ones think :
Introverts = Anti socials = second class students
Little friends = unpopular = out casts
And what’s even worst? -
No Chinese friends in school = hates Chinese = racist
If they ever dare put another toe out of the line, I would screw them. I am dangerously sensitive to bastards, sarcastic freaks and the dominant ones. Stubborn asses aside and to hell with those who always disagree.
Insulting someone behind their backs to make yourself feel superior is a shameful act of cowardice. Shallow people see people through sunglasses based on pathetic perceptual errors.
You are extremely ugly because you belittle others. Adding a few nice words at the end of those bad, misleading remarks don’t make you any nicer, though it makes you feel better.
Let me tell you, you have no rights to put me down. Like me, you are human, meaning you also have weakness and flaws.
What now? Want me to self reflect? Oh my God damn it I have done that many times and yeah, you guys can go laugh your heads off as I now declare things are not my fault. Ever since year two in Poly begun, it is anger I’m feeling most of the time.
You want to bitch about me, go ahead.
You want to cuss me, do it straight at my face. Only the coward and guilty ones do that behind people’s back.
You want to hate me, be my guest.
If you have no guts to do hideous things openly, just shut your foul mouth up. I would be kind enough to volunteer you toothpaste and a better toothbrush if you need them. You have bad breath and your heart stinks.
I hate people who aren’t fit to be called ‘human’. But I know the meaning of ‘Respect’. I don’t wish them death. I
just wish they were never born.
I know there are times I have erred, but you are in no position to judge me when
you are already biased and tainted.
So please, don’t disgrace your creator, God, by insulting another person He created.
Peace.
... seen through it and moved on.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
5/05/2005 01:23:00 AM
Feeling wicked and mean now, therefore…
Things to do to someone you hate:
1. Tell him it is a waste of space to have him on Earth.
2. If he sings like a frog, encourage him to take part in the next season’s Singapore Idol.
3. If he’s a gay, happily persuade him to sign up for the Man Hunt competition.
4. Give him a book titled ‘AOL For Really Stupid People’ as a Christmas gift.
5. Grumble on how a regrettable mistake God must have made to create him.
6. Rub onions onto his chair. (Effect: Non-stop farting)
7. Hold onto the door for everyone to pass and just when he comes, slam it straight at his face and insist its the wind’s fault.
8. Sing him a funeral song during his birthday.
9. Slap him hard on the back. When he turns back, make sure you look extremely shocked and point at the other direction and say “The culprit ran that way!”
10. Tell him he have came to the wrong place. If he counters “Than where should I be?” Reply “Hell needs you.”
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any troubles if you heed any of the above advices. Do them at your own peril! Note, YOU’VE BEEN SEVERELY WARNED.
... seen through it and moved on.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
5/03/2005 11:51:00 PM
Exactly how many times a week does the stupid tag board has to be under maintenance?
This sucks to the extreme. >.<
Now my blog is slowed down because of that bloody faulty taggy!
... seen through it and moved on.
